Simply breath taking
Shut you up real fast.
when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week
buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs
What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like?
In case you were having a bad day, here are some kitten feet
cooking in the wild
HOW TO FLIRT IN A MUSEUM: Introduce yourself and then say ‘I would shake your hand but that signs says not to touch the masterpieces.’
canoeing in a crystal clear lakecoolest but scariest fucking thing